KITTY IS WORKING ON NEW YEAR'S EVE

I MEAN

HOW MUCH SUCK IS THAT?
THAT IS A LOT OF SUCK
AND THIS IS THE PERSON THAT PROVIDED US WITH 12 DAYS OF FANSERVICE. UM, OBVIOUSLY, THAT SORT OF PUBLIC SERVICE SHOULD BE REWARDED, AMIRITE?

SO HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PARTY OVER HERE WITH LOTS OF ART AND SPAM AND CRAZY GIFS FOR HER TO COME HOME TO?

FAPPING BECKETT COMPELLS YOU

Penicillin!

:'D

*rimshot*

...a dead bird.

Shouldn't it be something to do with sex? 8| Morbid thoughts today.

Hokay. I am alive. Really.

However, I've been thinking. About things. Yeah, that's what that burning smell was.

Anyway, I'm sure there are some of you who are sick of me, or aren't interested in hearing occasional little snippets of my life. I'm drawing again, so once I get something worth sharing I'll start announcing that sort of thing again, and I'll get LoudTwitter set up again so I can get my tweets sent here, but I'm sure that won't be enough for some people. I've been trying to get back in the swing of writing out my actions for the day, but the truth is? Uh. Lots of things are exactly the same every day.

So if any of you want to just defriend me, go ahead, I won't feel bad. Just do me a favor and leave me a comment here, y'know, letting me know why you think we've grown apart and giving me a chance to say goodbye. No hard feelings, k?

Today I thought...

• 18:11 We are selling seafood on ruelala now. I think I'm going to uhh... Take a couple weeks of break... Pffff why would people buy seafood on ... #
• 20:40 Oh godddd this woman called in to return 25 items. Some of which were from over 3 months ago. GUESS WHO HAD TO DO THOSE TICKETS. #
• 20:59 Omfg. This woman called asking why we'd charged her card when she'd never heard of us. Turns out it was her daughter!! xD #
• 22:08 ...best. Day. Ever. #
• 22:23 gaizgaizgaizI'MGOINGTOVEGASomgomgomg #
• 22:43 ...where's Ky... #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 16:05 We have received an email from the FUTURE. Dated 7/7/09. Wtfffff. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 22:09 I want to watch Titan, AE. Wtffffrandom. ...so it's because 'Karma Slave' came up on shuffle. Stfu. #
• 22:14 'you guys sent me the wrong item but I tried it on anyway. It fits and I love it! Can I keep it?' ...lol. #
• 22:28 @revolver_ DOWNLOAD IT SOMEWHERE. DUH. #
• 22:30 @revolver_ lol sent it up for reseach. she bought something for 80 and got something worth less. gotta refund her some. xD #
• 22:59 @revolver_ we just need to know how much to refund her. :3 also, I should probably stop whoring out my LJ. 8/ #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 19:35 Bluhhhh crazy customerrrr 8( not funnnn 8( #
• 23:14 Holy crap I am tired. #
• 00:30 Someone remind me to check the weather for the next 39 days. It be rainin' like a bitch. Where the fuck is Noah. #
• 00:32 Best 80's mashup ever: Rick Springfield-Astley's "Never Gonna Give Up Jesse's Girl." #
• 00:33 ...great. I take the chance and make the 100-yard run to my car in the driving rain... 3 minutes later IT FUCKING STOPS. Not fair. #
• 00:38 Wtf. That was a black jogger. At night. In the middle of the road. Wearing dark clothing. In the rain. Wtffff. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 17:46 SAVE ME I AM ALONE #
• 18:56 Apparently, Golden Sun DS has been announced. Cool. STILL SWAMPED THOUGH. I KNOW THIS THANKS TO A TEXT MID-PHONECALL. #
• 21:09 I think our client just called. Or something. This woman's name CANNOT be Ana Bogusky. BOGUSKY. Wtf. #
• 21:58 I have lost feeling in my ass. #
• 00:03 WOOHOO MIDNIGHT they finally cut the phones off lol. Email time. I took TWENTY-NINE CALLS today. My last record was twenty-seven! #
• 00:30 I think I'm hormonal. A song just made me want to cry, and it isn't even a sad song! ...well, hormonal or tired. #
• 00:36 @Rugabu Yup! Once I'm home I'll post a signup link for the site I'm doing customer service for. :) #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 17:59 I just spoke with a woman whose last name was Slaughter. I had to call her by her first name to keep from giggling. #
• 22:20 I just saw 'unshipped' in an email at work and my mind did not go anywhere involving packages. #
• 22:24 I genuinely enjoy my job. How many people can say that? #
• 22:25 I have the strangest desire to ninjakick something. No particular reason. #
• 22:33 And now I feel the incredible need to create DnD versions of FE characters. And DM a campaign with them as enemies. Wtf. #
• 22:37 And I want a Displacer Beast. I'd keep it as a pet. His name would be Gerald. Or Erin. Maybe just Fluffy. #
• 23:43 I love how 'let me research this' means 'let me put you on hold and yell a question out to the more experienced staff members.' lol. #
• 23:46 I made up two new countries! Canaga and Canafa! I should probably slow down. #
• 23:56 'in route' =/= 'en route' >( #
• 00:48 @revolver_ I'm using my phone! It doesn't show it? #
• 00:52 @ozymandiasex , @revolver_ HAET KIDS I'm going to be a foster mom. I already have the last name for it! #
• 00:55 ...let me clarify that. I hate pregnancy, delivery, and anything under 10 years old. After that I'm good. xDD #
• 01:12 So my car just randomly cut off when I stopped. Called my dad and apparently the mechanics forgot to re-tighten the battery thingies whe ... #
• 01:14 @ozymandisex you stfu, I'm on a phone and rushing 8( #
• 01:17 @ozymandibutt your mom's a douche. #
• 01:18 also for a moment I thought T was like some new, hallucinogenic version of Ecstacy. I am a moron, obvs. #
• 01:20 Driving home at 1 in the morning is like the coolest thing ever. Seriously. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 16:43 I can't find my DS. Fuck. #
• 20:03 Feel. Like. Shit. Why is it only 8. I still have 5 hours... #
• 20:35 Threw up at work and staying anyway because we're short-staffed. I might qualify as a grown-up now. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 02:03 @ozymandisex If you want. :D;; I'd have to ship it up there though xD #
• 02:05 @ozymandisex Yep! Plenty of pet-shipping companies out there. :) You'll have to wait until they're weaned, though. #
• 02:07 @ozymandisex Heee, their mommy is only the best dog ever, though. :D They're gonna be worth it. xD #
• 02:08 ...ahah so one puppy has blood on it from the birthing, and another is covered in that dark green postpartum discharge. It's like Christmas! #
• 02:14 @ozymandisex Mom's a mutt too. :) Some kind of hound or hunting dog, most likely. She's got very soft fur and the best temperament ever. x3 #
• 02:15 ffff mom got up and moved around and the pups couldn't find her. 8/ had to move them to her. They're sticky. xD #
• 02:17 @ozymandisex ahhh like... medium-sized? her head's just above my knee, so... haha just a bit too small to properly get at a counter. #
• 02:18 ...she is looking at me with this huge doggy grin. d'aww. ...I need sleep. #
• 02:19 @ozymandisex Perfect sized dog, then. :) Not too big, not too small. She isn't exactly a lapdog though. xD Just a LITTLE too big for that... #
• 02:21 @Rugabu Yeah now Amber and Kutner have gone from "cool characters" to "omfg creepy 8/" Next season needs to start NOW 8( #
• 02:22 Ooh looks like another might be on the way :D #
• 02:41 Nothing puppy's coming out! Looks like it's a little tough though.... #
• 02:42 ...that was simultaneously gross and FUCKING AWESOME. Haha. Mom nom nom. #
• 02:43 Puppy #4 has a lot of black! Still mostly white though. #
• 02:43 ...placenta. Grossssss. :D;; #
• 02:44 *is obviously five years old* #
• 02:51 Fifth one's out! :D She almost ignored that one... I went after the scissors and floss and she was taking care of it when I got back. xD #
• 02:52 @ozymandisex She get's to them as soon as they're out, pretty much. :/ Although i hear placenta is pretty good fried. #
• 02:52 ...did i just put an apostrophe in gets. i just put an apostrophe in gets. i need to go to bed soon. o__o; #
• 02:55 The fifth one's almost all black! Hasn't cried yet, though... :X least she's moving... #
• 03:01 Just had to cut the fifth one's cord myself. Brittany kept missing. I think she's getting tired now. :S #
• 03:03 And I believe another one's gonna be coming soon... the way she's licking and panting and all. :S I was gonna go to bed but now Iunno. #
• 03:03 And these puppies are in like. Varying amounts of black. I bet the last one's gonna be all black. xD #
• 03:04 @ozymandisex Thank you much. :D; This is fun but damn am I gonna be tired tomorrow. xD #
• 03:05 ...ohgod these babies really do sound pitiful... ;w; ...and now it looks like #4 wants back in too xD #
• 03:11 i44.tinypic.com/169rivr.jpg PUPPIES. |3 Small, black-and-white drowned rats! xD #
• 03:12 Also my dog looks like a demon O__o #
• 03:13 @ozymandisex TOLD YOU, SHE'S LIKE THE BEST PRETTIEST DOG EVER fff I hope her puppies end up just like her :D;; #
• 03:14 Also it appears that no, #1 was not the runt, #2 was just FUCKING HUGE. xD #
• 03:14 Either there's another puppy on the way, or another placenta's coming out. 8/ #
• 03:15 PUPPY #6! #
• 03:16 Not all black though. xD #
• 03:17 Looks like she might have the cord under control this time... I'll have to check. #
• 03:19 ...no she's attacking the cord of a previous puppy. :S lol #6 is all "*streeeeetch* 'sup gaiz, glad to be out of there!" xD #
• 03:22 Fff can't even get to #6's cord, it's too far up there... I certainly HOPE she can get it on her own. #
• 03:25 @ozymandisex It's still kinda UP IN MOM 8/ Looks like she's got it now though... #
• 03:25 ...no she doesn't. But at least she's stretched it enough that I can get in there with some scissors. #
• 03:29 Hahaha successful snip. xD #6 has a black spot in the middle of her back, halfway down, and then right on her butt. Perfect line. #
• 03:29 @ozymandisex DOES MY TMI DISTURB YOU? #
• 03:35 @ozymandisex WHAT IS THIS SECURITY HALL OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? #
• 03:35 Puppy 7! #
• 03:36 shit it's getting crowded #
• 03:39 @ozymandisex Ohhh :0 Cool. #
• 03:39 ffff damn #6 has some PIPES xDD loud little bugger. #
• 03:43 @ozymandisex #6 is adorable. S/he's already yelling at #1, too. xD #
• 03:44 And i had to cut the cord for #7 too... fff also Brittney grinned at me with umbilical cord stretched from her cooch to her mouth. xD Gross! #
• 03:45 @ozymandisex inorite? and yet I'm still sitting here watching. It really is fascinating. :0 And excellent birth control kashdbfd #
• 03:47 I'm betting on 8 puppies. 's what I told my mom. xD One away. #
• 03:47 I am still in "homigawdbabydoggies" mode. I can watch them be born and STILL think they're fucking adorable. x3 #
• 04:04 @ozymandisex So far, no. We're holding steady at 7. Poor Brittany's exhausted... #
• 04:05 I tried to get Brittany to go out for a few minutes, but she won't leave the puppies. If she'd get up I'd be able to tell if she's done... #
• 04:06 Mmn, she's panting again. Tail hasn't gone up yet, so I dunno if another's coming, but who knows? xD #
• 04:08 Licking again. Looks like another might be on its way. #
• 04:09 ...I hope #6 is a girl. Her name is going to be Ellie, because she has an ellipsis on her back. xD #
• 04:11 ...I just contemplated naming a dog after punctuation. #
• 04:12 #8! #
• 04:12 ...shit a lot of the others are in the way brb moving puppies #
• 04:20 @ozymandisex xD I might be able to tell right now, hold on... #
• 04:22 You know. "brb sexing puppies" sounds dirtier than it actually is. xD #
• 04:24 @ozymandisex :( #6 is a girl. Sorryyyyy ;__; but there is at least 1 boy in the litter. :] I can't get them detached in order though. Dx #
• 04:25 Slippery little buggers. xD #
• 04:25 Jesus, she's panting again. Another one? #
• 04:26 @ozymandisex lol kay. Sorry the one you wanted isn't a boy. :( #
• 04:28 You know, it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm hardly tired. :') #
• 04:28 Also, my mom has already admitted that she's probably going to end up "puppy-whipped" xDD #
• 04:29 ...Bailey's looking at the new arrivals like, "shut UP already! I want to get some sleep!" xD #
• 04:30 ...wow, #7's got some pipes too. #
• 04:31 @ozymandisex lol, yup. xD She insisted on being in the same room (no srsly, we put her anywhere else and she flipped out) and now... lol #
• 04:34 @ozymandisex "WHY AM I NOT THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ANY MORE 8(" #
• 04:35 @ozymandisex I think I spoiled her xD She is not gonna like these puppies. I already held one up to her? The newborn growled. xD #
• 04:38 ...Bailey just sighed. *sporfle* #
• 04:45 @ozymandisex Look like it. :3 Her belly isn't distended any more and she's stopped panting. She's calmed down a lot, actually. #
• 04:46 Actually... yeah, looks like she's gone. :) I think I'm allowed to go to bed now. xD She won't go out yet, anyway. #
• 04:46 DONE. DONE not GONE #
• 04:46 I'll get them cleaned up real good in the next coupla days, then get pics up. :) #
• 04:48 Final count: 8 puppies. 2 confirmed girls, 1 confirmed boy. Had to cut the cord of 3 puppies, 5th 6th and 7th. All look healthy. :) #
• 04:49 FURTHER PUPPY INVESTIGATION WILL COMMENCE ONCE KITTY HAS GOTTEN SOME SLEEP and done her jobtraining 8/ #
• 04:49 @ozymandisex lol 'night, thanks for staying up with me xD #
• 04:50 11:40-4:40. Approximately 5 hours of labor for eight kids. xD NOT SO BAD. #
• 17:30 Back home from job training. :D On two hours of fitful sleep. My first thought when I got home was not actually "NEED SLEEP," surprisingly. #
• 17:31 It was "I should probably clean out that run from last night." So I've got some puppies to move xD #
• 17:31 PS they are adorable little fuckers. So ugly but still adorable. xD #
• 17:34 I ate so damn much today. It was the only way I could stay awake. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 00:24 BRITTANY'S HAVING PUPPIES #
• 00:24 First one came out ~11:40 May 11th. Second at 12:10 May 12th. #
• 00:25 My brother is officially grossed out by my dog gnawing at the amniotic sac. I am loling. #
• 00:26 Also, the other dog, Bailey, was FLIPPING OUT earlier. Now we're keeping her busy so her stupid-puppy-instinct doesn't disturb Brittany. #
• 00:30 Ohgod they're like the most pitiful little things EVER ;w; #
• 00:40 Ooh, first puppy is a demanding little fucker. His name is Luke. If he isn't a boy, his name is... uh... ...let's hope it's a boy. #
• 00:44 @ozymandisex IT'S FASCINATING. I AM WITNESSING THE MIRACLE OF LIFE also i get to see my dog chew gooey stuff off of what looks like a rat. #
• 00:44 @ozymandisex ...I'm enjoying this too much aren't I :/ I keep telling her she's a good girl. She'ls gonna be a good mommy. :D #
• 00:46 I kind of want to relocate to the birthing room, but the cord for the internet won't reach. :/ Maybe if I run it out my window... #
• 00:47 @ozymandisex BUT IT'S SO MUCH MORE MYSTERIOUS THIS WAY but you make a very good point. THIS body is not carrying a child EVER. #
• 00:47 @ozymandisex And Brittney's wouldn't be except she got out ONE NIGHT while she was in heat. =__= #
• 00:48 @ozymandisex BUT THE CUTE IS OVERWHELMING. EVEN WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE DROWNED RATS. #
• 00:48 @ozymandisex That wouldn't be mysterious, that would be FUCKING BADASS #
• 00:50 @ozymandisex ...fucking awesome :D;; #
• 00:50 ...either Brittany's got a teat really damn close to her butt or puppy #1 wants back where s/he came from. #
• 00:52 @ozymandisex "IT'S TOO COLD I DON'T LIKE IT HERE WHY ARE YOU LICKING MY BUTT I WANNA GO BACK HOME WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE I CAN'T SEE" etc xD #
• 00:52 @ozymandisex Really is turning out to be a Luke :P #
• 00:55 Puppy 1 is white with a black ear and a big black spot on his butt. Puppy 2 is all white. Loud little rats :'D #
• 00:57 ...my brother is on the couch talking in his sleep. This has nothing to do with puppies. #
• 01:01 @ozymandisex Just 2 out so far. I've read they can be up to an hour apart, so. ^^ if uhh another doesn't come out in the next ten minutes... #
• 01:02 @ozymandisex I'll probably be in there going all midwife 8/ Because she already looks tired... #
• 01:07 @ozymandisex Actually, looks like in larger breeds it can be up to 2 hours. It's gonna be a long night. xD #
• 01:10 @ozymandisex Holy snap never mind. FOUR hours. o__o;; Def. gonna be a long night. #
• 01:20 'm opening up the room so Brittney will be able to walk around if she needs to. Floor's covered with towels. #
• 01:27 lol finally moved into the room with her. Still just the two puppies. Agghhh smells like ammonia. She hasn't been eating or drinking lately. #
• 01:38 I-I got to touch puppy #2. Fat little bugger, so cute. :D Puppy #1 isn't as... uh... fuzzy. Or as big. Might be the runt. #
• 01:42 Um... dark green discharge. The Almighty Google says it's okay after the first puppy comes out, but... #
• 01:46 ...postpartum discharge. Think she's okay, then. And she's breathing hard again, another one might be on the way! #
• 01:54 Puppy #3 is out! She's eating the puppehbag right now. Nom nom nom. #
• 01:55 @FluffyFionnas SMALL SQUEALING RATS :D they're adorable! #
• 01:57 @Rugabu noooo kidding, it was TRIPPY man #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 00:25 GOD DAMMIT TRADITORI #
• 00:31 Game. Should have started 30 minutes ago. Why not. #
• 00:36 On the bright side, that shitty mood I was in earlier is almost gone. Watching dorky kids movies has souse, I suppose. ^^ #
• 00:37 ...*some use =__=; #
• 00:47 CASE AND JACK ARE PLAYING :DDD case is hades and jack is shaun from shaun of the dead this is gonna be fun :DD #
• 01:06 Fuck pacific time. People live on the east coast too. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 14:01 tinyurl.com/cloos5 <~ Why I don't do drugs. Fr srs. And I mean Marten's reason, not the dragons. xD #
• 14:02 Applied for House at Traditori for this round, too. Next application will be for Legault. Woohoo. :D Someone help me pick a third! #
• 14:16 tinyurl.com/d69z9w House/Elle is awesome and crack. xD I remember this! #
• 14:17 tinyurl.com/crkpap Oh and impromptu medical emergency! Theunrealworld was fun. #
• 15:14 WOOHOO accepted as House! Need to clean the kitchen. #
• 16:02 @FluffyFionnas Missingno event? Whowhatwherehuh? #
• 17:20 @FluffyFionnas Holy crap. That's awesome. I need to get my butt back there. o__o; So an egg or the actual Poke-glitch? #
• 17:54 @revolver_ I SEEE YOUUUU /annoying (also, does it have a manual? And I'm with Avery, I didn't know they came in orange cream!) #
• 17:58 Also, I want to RP someone batshit. #
• 18:13 @revolver_ The only course of action is Google! Also, I'm already going to play Legault. I'm talking TDT here. xD #
• 18:13 @revolver_ MAYBE SOMEONE WITH A GUN who would that be huhnnn #
• 18:14 @revolver_ Perhaps Walter from Fringe. He's got the mad-scientist thing going on. He is the KING of non-sequiters. #
• 18:24 @FluffyFionnas Aww, so I've gotta hatch it anyway? Damn. #
• 18:26 FUCKING. DELLA. IN OR OUT I AM NOT GETTING UP AGAIN. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO HAD THE SEIZURE. #
• 18:27 Oh, wow. Uh. That sounded cold. ...I was referring to a dog who wouldn't spend more than five minutes outside or inside and won't shut UP. #
• 19:02 SHIT I HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING SPANISH FOR TOMORROW google ilu #
• 19:05 @ozymandisex THOSE TAKE FOREVER plus it's supposed to be food xD #
• 19:11 The temptation to get Taco Bell is great but I'd be murdered. xD #
• 20:13 @ozymandisex I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR TACO BELL. 8( #
• 20:14 @revolver_ Started watching the first episode and that was it. :( #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 18:07 So last night I had a dream that involved Maximum Ride, Nite Owl, a bunch of children, and some talking scarecrows. Happy Halloween. xD #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 00:20 So I got Pokemon Platinum today. :D On the day it came out. Go me. Had it reserved so it was like... walk in, and they just HAND ME A GAME. #
• 00:21 Also, I have the coolest Giratina Origin Forme figurine EVAR. It's official. I'm a geek. 8/ #
• 00:22 I STILL NEED A PIC. So, pic of me, or pic of something dorky? Hrm. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 20:42 OMG I TWEET AGAIN what can I say I'm the single most ADD human on the planet.
  
  Nowait. Maybe that's an exaggeration. #
• 20:45 i have a doggie on my lap. annoying doggie, go away, stop juymping into my lap 8( #
• 20:46 FUCK SHE KNOCKED OVER MY SODA FUCK FUCK FUCK #
• 20:47 ...at least it missed anything important. Okay. day saved. #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 22:35 I cannot Restock on Neopets TO SAVE MY LIFE 8( #

...but that wasn't all.

Today I thought...

• 15:19 I LIKED WATCHMEN :) Wasn't what I'd normally read, but good. Although I swear I think it went over my head. .__. Anyway, shower then movies. #
• 15:20 fff wtf it's 3pm and I haven't eaten anything. It probably has something to do with the fact that there is NO FOOD IN THIS HOUSE. :( #
• 20:55 Watchmen. Was. Epic. :D Also, who the fuck takes a kid <2 years old to a Rated-R movie? Every few minutes there was CRYING. #
• 20:55 Also, I feel the need to kick in a door now. #
• 21:43 SOMEONE SET OFF A BOMB IN MY SINUSES #

...but that wasn't all.